Let’s be honest: most pubs are fine. Some are even good. But every so often, you stumble across a place that feels like a bit of magic snuck into your pint glass—and that’s exactly what you get at The Tuppenny in Swindon.
Tucked away on Devizes Road in the heart of Swindon’s Old Town, The Tuppenny is the kind of pub that makes you want to become a regular after just one visit. And no, that’s not just the 6.2% IPA talking.
Here are three solid reasons why you need to make The Tuppenny your next pub pilgrimage.
1. The Drinks Are So Good, You’ll Want to Write Them a Thank You Note
Let’s start with the obvious: the drinks menu at The Tuppenny is nothing short of heroic.
We’re not talking about a dusty bottle of Merlot and that one lager that’s always “coming soon.” No, this is a full-on craft beverage wonderland. You’ll find four rotating cask ales, a lineup of craft keg beers that could make a bearded hipster weep with joy, plus artisan spirits, quirky wines, proper coffee, and even some fancy-pants non-alcoholic options.
Oh, and did we mention the cocktails? Because wow. Whether you’re into something citrusy and refreshing or a classic Old Fashioned that’ll put hair on your chest (even if you don’t want any), they’ve got you covered.
And if you’re the type who likes to enjoy a quality drink in the comfort of your pyjamas (no judgment here), they also run a bottle shop. Yes, you can take the magic home with you—cocktails, cans, merch, and all.
In short: Whether you drink beer like it’s your spiritual calling or you’re more into low-alcohol kombucha made by a monk in Devon (probably), The Tuppenny will take care of you like the craft-savvy pub it is.
2. The Vibe Is So Cozy, You Might Forget to Leave
If The Tuppenny were a person, it would be that friend who always has a blanket ready, candles lit, and an obscure but weirdly excellent playlist on. It’s not trying too hard—it’s just got that it factor.
The space is part vintage living room, part quirky hideout. Think soft sofas, exposed brick, reclaimed wood, a bookshelf that’s probably smarter than you, and lighting so flattering it might just become your new therapist. (Because, let’s face it, we all look better in moody pub lighting.)
There are also board games, and if you’ve never accidentally made a lifelong enemy over a slightly aggressive round of Monopoly in a pub setting, you’re missing out.
It’s not just a hangout spot either—it’s a community hub. You’ll find all kinds of lovely folk here: artists, musicians, remote workers sipping coffee during the day, friendly locals, dogs (yes, it’s dog-friendly, rejoice!), and probably someone reading a zine you’ve never heard of but are now suddenly fascinated by.
They’ve somehow cracked the code on that elusive mix of cool and comfortable—think of it as a hygge pub with edge.
3. The Events Are So Good, You’ll Start Planning Your Life Around Them
Look, we love a quiet pint as much as the next person. But sometimes, you want a bit of entertainment with your elderflower G&T. Enter: The Tuppenny’s glorious events calendar.
They do live music on the regular, and not just any live music—this is grassroots, from-the-soul, “did we just discover the next big thing?” kind of stuff. Thursdays often feature up-and-coming original acts, while Sundays are your go-to for more folky, acoustic vibes. We’re talking toe-tapping, beer-sipping, feel-good tunes that make you feel like you’re part of something special.
And then there’s the Swindon Shuffle Music Quiz—equal parts ridiculous and genius. Whether you’re a walking Shazam or the type who only recognises “Bohemian Rhapsody” when the crowd screams “Galileo!”, this quiz night is a riot.
Other happenings include tap takeovers, ukulele nights, chess tournaments, and the occasional spontaneous singalong when someone brave hits the piano after a few too many. Basically, it’s the pub version of Glastonbury (with fewer tents and more decent toilets).
If culture is your jam—but you like it served with a pint and no pretentious nonsense—The Tuppenny is your ideal scene.